i was walking my gf and her little sisters home right? well on the way we came up to an apartment she claims an old man lives and is always naked. i looked and there he was. on the phone, naked, and possibly playing with himself. then i was in a stupor, and he saw us and smiled, he didnt even bother covering himself! his windows RIGHT BY A BUSY STREET TOO! well because of that i have given up sleep. jesus christ man it was like a defalted airballoon.